Well I have the thing just for you!
- Catch some sort of stomach bug
- Stay in bed for 3 and 1/2 days
- Eat next to nothing
- Have no energy
- Consult an ER
- Finally be able to get out of bed but still eat next to nothing for another day and a half
- Then still feel sick but you have to take care of your family
Then magically (with proven results) lose 8 and 1/2 pounds. This is no gimmick folks. If I can do it, anyone can!
6 comments:
Why work that hard.. you can also get the 24 hour version that guarantees up to a 4 pound weight loss!
All you have to do is come to my house and I'll breath in your face....gag.
I'm so desperate, that actually doesn't sound too bad!
I guess if there's an upside to feeling close to death, it's losing some weight! No fun, though!
Hmmm... I think I'd rather run it off. Wanna join me?
This'll be great for my upcoming school dance!
Hmm- send me some dirty kleenexes! I booked our family photos and want to actually have my jeans buttoned for them.
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