Heard in Recent Months

Here are some of my favorite Abby quotes from the last six months. Remember she has been potty training so yes there is poop talk.

• "Look mom my poop made a snake!"

• I say "Abby pick up your toys" She replies " I cant do that I am too little" So I laugh and she then says "mom, you pick them up your a big girl"

• While reading about Jesus Abby says: "Mom, do you like Jesus?" I respond "Yes I do." She then says; "I am going to marry Jesus"

• I ask "Who is your favorite mom?" She says "Lacey" I then say "who is your favorite dad?" And she says "Honey"

• While flushing the toilet "mom, my poop is going to see his dad"

• "Mom what do sharks eat huh? Breakfast?"

• "Abby who are you talking to?" Response "my husband"

• I was caressing her face with my hand over her ear...she says "hello, anyone there" like its a phone.

• "The sun likes to drive"

• While discussing Jesus "Does Jesus have batteries?"